24 November 2009

New Moon...

Yeah... that movie failed. It was overloaded with bad acting, drawn out storylines, and shirtless men. Not to mention it was boring. They spend way too much time on one thing at a time.

Kristen Stewart is the worst actress on the planet. I fear seeing her attempt to pull off a honeymoon with a vampire, a dangerous pregnancy, turning into a vampire, and being a vampire. She can't even believably beg for Edward's life and love. Luckily Robert Pattinson wasn't in the movie very much. He's just as bad.
Surprisingly, Taylor Lautner is more than a nice body. His acting is quite believable. They would have been stupid to replace him with another actor. He was lucky to keep that role... regardless of the fact that all the teenage girls do whenever he appears on screen shirtless is giggle, scream, and breathe heavily. I was about to complain to the theater but I knew if I left my seat I wouldn't come back.

I don't know how they're making 3 more movies, though. I understand a lot happens in Breaking Dawn, but they ended New Moon with the beginning of Eclipse. They are going to have to draw out a hell of a lot to fill Eclipse with just Bella and Edward's short wedding and her rapid pregnancy. They should combine the rest of Eclipse with the beginning of Breaking Dawn and then make one more movie equaling 4 total, not 5. They're just making them to earn the money. Seeing that New Moon made almost $108 million in 2.5 days, I'm sure they have nothing to worry about. Add merchandise sales on top of that and you have an unnecessarily big franchise.

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