early parties aren't all bad.

my friend hayley held an early halloween party last night at her house. despite being the only person (out of about 20-23 kids) that was 20 years old, i still had fun.

when i got there around 6:00 there were only about 4 other kids there. they were just sitting around eating candy and watching final destination 3 on tv, which was really lame because those movies are cut to hell if it's on cable. after like 6 more kids arrived (all freshmen in high school) we started arguing about a movie to watch. lu works at blockbuster and got a movie called zombie strippers. the freshman were uneasy because most of them have never seen tits before but they were quickly outruled by the few older people there, including hayley.

i feel like i lost IQ points. it wasn't scary or anything like that. it was just funny.
basically here's the movie... the military is trying to kill the zombies, a soldier gets bit, randomly winds up in an underground strip club, jenna jameson is a stripper there, while dancing she gets bit, turns into a zombie, starts getting all the money, the other strippers are jealous, jenna bites them, they all become zombie strippers, the club owner (robert englund, lol) wants them gone, jenna and the other strippers bite people during lapdances, turns into zombie central, the military busts in and kills the zombies... movie over.
the funniest part in the movie is when jenna jameson and another stripper are fighting. the stripper is trying to attack jenna so she grabs balls from the pool table and starts shooting them out of her vagina at the other stripper.

i don't think the freshmen will ever be the same, lol.



after that i just went upstairs and chilled with the seniors/other graduates while the other kids played in the backyard on the trampoline in the dark.
lots of candy, mountain dew, pizza, and dead baby jokes. surprisingly no alcohol.
my friend john (who graduated with me almost 2 years ago) told a terrible dead baby joke to the freshmen... what's the difference between a dead baby and a piece of pizza? i don't cum on my pizza before i eat it.
again, i don't think those kids will ever be the same.



a party with a bunch of oversugared kids that were mostly 4-5 years younger than me was actually pretty fun. apparently i left before it got really crazy, but whatever. i don't really care.